february: well okay that went quickly but february will be my month i will get shit done
march: lol wtf wasn't it christmas yesterday
april: awww little baby birdies and shit how cute but i've still done absolutely fuck all
may: mAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU AH AHA HHAHAHHA AHHAHA aw shit i missed april fool's day how the fuck did that happen
june: since when is it summer
july: blogging blogging blogging blogging blogging sleeping eating blogging
august: i need to start getting shit done where has the summer gone omg
september: take me back to the fucking summer
october: HALLOFUCKINWEEN MOTHERFUCKERS
november: everything in nature's dying hmm bit of a bummer
december: chrISTMAS FUCK YEAH OMG YAY. OMG IT'S ALMOST NEXT YEAR. NEXT YEAR, THAT IS THE YEAR I WILL GET SHIT DONE. I CAN FEEL IT.
Science has proven that:
- Humans have auras
- Humans have organs that sense energy
- We inherit memories from our anscestors
- Meditation repairs telomeres in DNA, which slows the process of aging.
- Compassion extends life
- Love is more than just an emotion
- Billions of other universes exist
- Meditation speeds healing
We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.
is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me
it’s a banana?
why do you have a banana in your pocket
me the second i get home: nah